So it turns out that the latest bout of completely ineffectual terrorist attacks may have been perpetrated by a bunch of medics - or "Terror suspects all linked to NHS", as the Beeb put it. At first glance this may seem strange - you'd expect doctors to be fundamentally opposed to things like extensive burns, blast and shrapnel injuries, death, and irritating delays to your holidays - but it seems not.
It's nothing to do with Al-Qaeda if doctors are involved - we're all far too busy struggling against the exponentially more oppressive, reactionary, pervasive, and sadistic regime of the Great Satan as epitomised by hospital managers across the NHS and their slaveringly moronic cohorts to worry about petty East-vs-West politics.
The vital piece of information that is being overlooked in the current media frenzy surrounding the almost-bombings is this - lots of doctors smoke. The timing's perfect - more evidence that it's nothing to do with Al-Qaeda - they're just taking the ban a bit hard...
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